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Friday, January 8th, 2010


cuteoverload
 20h11 . 08 january 2010 
Craftmatic Adjustable Hand


Tony Hamza loved to curl up in his favorite chaise and treat himself to a little snack. But when he pressed the “massage” button and the chaise began slowly curling around him, he knew it must be on the fritz.

No Tony Hamzas were hurt in the making of this post, Julia S.

Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Pocket Pets

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boingboing_net
 12h10 . 08 january 2010 
Unicorn Samurai Chaser

Here's a video of a fellow dressed as a unicorn, posing as a sword-wielding samurai. I don't know that I would like to be chased by him. (thanks, Jeff)


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boingboing_net
 12h07 . 08 january 2010 
Homeless people relocated out of Whister, Canada, ahead of Olympics

BB reader Jeremy Gruman says, "Last month, homeless people started showing up in droves in towns 100 miles or so outside of Vancouver. They had been given one-way bus tickets and were forced onto the busses. Local shelters in those communities have been completely overloaded. All so that the world can see a shiny and clean (and totally false) version of our city."


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boingboing_net
 12h14 . 08 january 2010 
Year in Robotics

Roboviiiii Technology Review took a look back at the robotic breakthroughs of last year. Apparently, "During the past 12 months, robots got better at grasping, smiling, and avoiding angry humans." But have we gotten better at avoiding angry robots?
The Year in Robotics


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boingboing_net
 11h35 . 08 january 2010 
Surreal CG film about architecture



BB mod Arkizzle points us to Alex Roman's magnificent animated short "The Third & The Seventh." Arkizzle says, "Its focus is architecture and space, and is entirely CG. His use of light, angle, colour, space and depth-of-field are just stunning..."


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damnportlanders

[ hallucinas ]
 12h22 . 08 january 2010 
Dog needs home

I got this message at work today and it is really sad... Anyone want a dog?
It's not me, I swear, I would never do this. Contact me if you are interested.



Does anyone know someone who would like to provide a loving home for an 11 year old female German Sheppard???

She is a good dog, very people and kid friendly, not very dog friendly unfortunately, tolerant of cats, but prefers to be the center of your attention.



I just cant care for her any longer and she really only has a few years left in her so taking her to the Humane Society is my very last resort…



I have all her stuff to provide even medical records & food.

She just needs a yard to play in, regular walks, someone to pick-up her poop, feed & water her and of course a lot of love!!!



If you know anyone who would like to have a good companion…

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jupiterjuniper

 12h07 . 08 january 2010 
33 seconds of amazingness

tom selleck. silk. hidden cameras. mustache grooming. giggles.


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revivify

 11h52 . 08 january 2010 
http://www.mermaid-hair.com/ask

Got a question for me? Ask away.

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cuteoverload
 18h11 . 08 january 2010 
It’s All in the Paws


They may be difficult to read while awake, but cats’ true personalities shine through when they’re asleep.

Meet Moe, the Patriot: Hard worker; loves dry food, catnip & apple pie.

Meet Gweneviere Pouncington, the Aristocrat: Mingler; loves lobster tail, flan & Fancy Feast (but only if stranded on island not owned by Richard Branson or similar).

We salute/want to eat tenderloin with you, GrangerGuy & Owen R.

Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Kittens

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boingboing_net
 10h33 . 08 january 2010 
Obama: Software is to blame for underpantsbomber attack

Over at Wired Danger Room, Noah Schachtman reads through the lines in the White House underpantsbombing mea culpa report, and says, "crappy government software—and failure to use that software right—almost got 289 people killed in the botched Christmas day bombing."
alg_umar-farouk-muallab-1.jpg "Information sharing does not appear to have contributed to this intelligence failure; relevant all-sources analysts as well as watchlisting personnel who needed this information were not preventing from accessing it," the White House noted in its review of the incident. The problem was in the databases, and in the data-mining software. "Information technology within the CT [counterterrorism] community did not sufficiently enable the correlation of data that would have enable analysts to highlight the relevant threat information."




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boingboing_net
 10h24 . 08 january 2010 
Goat trauma: America's hidden tragedy

goattrauma.jpg"It was early Spring. The snow had just melted. Brandon D. went out to play. While in his own backyard, he was attacked by a bloodthirsty roaming goat...

Not even celebrities are safe. Po was riding her scooter when this goat came over the hill towards her. She tried to get away but the goat soon overpowered poor Po."

Don't be a victim. Learn the True Facts about Goat Trauma. (via Quinn)


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boingboing_net
 10h28 . 08 january 2010 
Extended album art

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The cover to Pink Floyd's classic Animals album cover, explained at last! Bloop's entry into B3ta's extending album art challenge is a masterpiece. Spotted at Uncertain Times.


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paperthinwalls

 12h08 . 08 january 2010 
.......someday, just to amuse myself when i am disgustingly rich, i am going to purchase a small town in montana and rename it 'tony.' and then i am going to purchase a small town in maryland and rename it 'doogie howser.' then and only then will my life be complete. ;)


current mood: think about it!

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damnportlanders

[ lunadragonfly ]
 10h53 . 08 january 2010 
TV question

If a Portlander (with comcast cable) wanted to watch WNBA games on teevee this year, would she have to get one of those overpriced packages, or is it available on regular channels somewhere? Google is being kind of unhelpful about this question.

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overheard_usa
 12h00 . 08 january 2010 
She Also Wear Che Guevara T-Shirts and Thinks It's Bob Marley

Old lady to emo girl: Al Gore is really saving the earth.
Emo girl wearing bag that says "go green": Wait... Who's Al Gore?

Ketchikan, Alaska

Overheard by: Claire


Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down |
Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2010-01-08

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abraxa

 10h39 . 08 january 2010 


You must habit yourself to the dazzle of the light.- Whitman

Even fire is gradual, spontaneous and ravenous as it seems. Some things take so long to burn, burning being a state we work up to, gradually, choosing carefully our kindling for weight, for size and for dryness. Burning is not fast, nor easy, little ones, you must work hard to burn.

I'm reading Whitman in the mornings, the way I used to read my Bible in the mornings when I was religious. It's powerful. I come away each time with something to think about through the day, something like there will never be any more perfection than there is now and I resist anything better than my own diversity and the most life-changing yet, Why should I pray? Why should I venerate and be ceremonious? Having pried through the strata, analyzed to a hair, counselled with doctors, and calculated close, I find no sweeter fat than stick to my own bones.

Seriously. You must habit yourself to the dazzle of the light. We all want the simple, the feather-weight, the bright and shining. But we're not accustomed to it when it comes. We've been mining. We've been crawling through the deep dark tunnels that sometimes we must in order to connect to our desires. We've been walking on our knees through the mud toward our own personal mecca, whatever and wherever that is. We've been eating fruit from trees and scavenging bread. And then: light? Light? We're curious, but we're fearful. We don't know how to be happy. But it is our work, our most true and original occupation. We must learn how to be happy, to live in the light, to accept the light when it comes. When we can do that, live in the light, not by containing the light but living in it and shining it forward and embodying it, we will never again be below ground, never again try to match candle to flame in the dark pits where fear lives.

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literarytattoos

[ menkkamaster ]
 20h23 . 08 january 2010 
Hi all

Recently I came up with the idea of one day having a picture of Sylvia Plath tattooed on me.
In the end the thing that matters the most is my own opinion, but I'd like to hear your opinions about it as well, since:

1) I love Plath's novel The Bell Jar. Just LOVE it. It's my favourite book of all time.
2) I'm not so much into Plath's poems. Not that they're bad, no, but I know better poets than her.
3) I don't adore self destruction, depression or suicide. I don't idolize Plath or the kind of life she led, either.

So, what do you think?
Is it a bad idea to have a tattoo of a poet, who'se poems by now don't seem better than average to me?
Having Sylvia Plath tattooed on me, do you think people could easily consider me a person who is depressed and suicidal (which I don't happen to be)..?
I myself think that my love towards the Bell Jar is a reason good enough to get this tattoo. To me, Plath is, above all, the creator of the best novel ever written, not an idol who'se footsteps I want to follow.
It's just the idea of people misunderstanding my tattoo that bothers me.

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